Oh man why am I doing this?

thank you Charity.

44 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 44 things about your friends, and let them learn 44 things about you! Send back to me and to several more friends!!

1. Do you like blue cheese? It's a wierd thing, I don't but then sometimes I crave it, you figure it out.

2. Have you ever smoked? Like a chimeny, when I was younger for about 3 months.
3. Do you own a gun? Only two...my left arm and my right arm...oh yeah!
4. What flavor of Kool-Aid Is your favorite? What ever Jim Jones recommends.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No, I don't go......they are of the devil.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Two words for ya...mustard and relish....oh and sometimes  onions, whoops that's three.......oh yeah and cheese........forget it, just mustard and relish,
7. Favorite Christmas movie? A Christmas carol.....and I will shoot my eye!....red rider bb guns are cool.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? The sun....i drink the sun in a cup.

9. Can you do pushups? If I wanted to, and if I lost 40Ibs.

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My wedding rings.

11. Favorite hobby? My wife and kids, for sure.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? I thought I did once and them......oh look chickens.

13. What's one trait you hate about yourself? I hate that I'm right all the time.

14. Middle name? Aslan, but don't tell a soul.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. The office is funny, Charity looks awsome even when she is sick, and I hate it when she beats herself up for being sick.
17. Current worry? I never worry.....don't have the time.
18. Current hate right now? The attack of giggles.

19. Favorite place to be? With my family and asleep.

20. How did you bring in the New Year? At home in our new home with the greatest family in the world.
21. Where would you like to go? To Disneyland before the kids get too old to be really mad for not taken them sooner.....lol
22. Name three people who will complete this? maybe greg, mom and heather, I don't know.
23. Do you own slippers? yeah, and I love them.

24. What shirt are you wearing? a pirate shirt.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin Sheets? Sateen sheets rule, satan sheets are not nice.

26. Can you whistle? Of course, who can't.
27. What is your all time favorite song? The final count down, by Europe....just kidding, Panama by Van Halen....lol no I hate music.

28. Would you be a pirate? Um no I'm a ninja and everyone knows that ninjas and pirate have never got along.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? rain down....hahaha! 
30. Favorite girl's name? Selah
31. Favorite boy's name? Aslan

32. What's in your pocket right now? PJ's so fogettaboutit

33. Last thing that made you laugh? The office.

34. Best bed sheets as a child? rocks and pine branches.
35. Worst injury you've ever had? I broke my brain once, does that count?

36. Do you love where you live? its the high class ghetto....so what sucka!
37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2 many.

38. Who is your loudest friend? loudy mc loudy pants....hahaha...no I have no friends.....hahaha....no really.

39. How many dogs do you have? The best, and that's it.
40. Does someone have a crush on you? Charity and Steve Sterns.
41. What is your favorite book? The Word of God, duh!
42. What is your favorite candy? Charity

43. Favorite Sports Team? Kings baby!
44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Um...When doves cry by prince.....hahaha no Im kidding I hate music.